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Airing our grievances with U of T … through haiku

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By Ariel Lewis and Bernarda Gospic
Published: 3:11 am, 23 January 2012

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Lewisari

Your session has timed
out. Please log in again. Force
quit. Still can’t get mail.

—Ariel Lewis

 

Sid Smith
Sorry I’m late. Got
stuck fighting my way through the
Second Cup traffic

—AL

 

Room 204

Is above the stairs
that are next to the cafe
(not the stairs in the

cafe), which are near
the stairs behind the townhall
that are across from

the stairs that are in
the lobby, which lead to the
second floor. Make sense?

—AL

 

It’s complicated
a labyrinth, you are
which i will conquer one day
UC, please put out

—Bernarda Gospic

 

Injustice
Music Library:
“Gershwin,” I did not damage
Forty dollars lost

—BG

 

Anthropology

Essays and midterms
have been written while blotto
this shit ain’t that hard

—BG

 

streeted.

if stopped on the street
answer my simple questions.
-i come in peace, bitch.

—BG

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